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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, the cow says moo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split, because I’m a-peeling!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Glad you’re excited too!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be knocking all day?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with you later!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Nunya. Nunya who? Nunya business!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget to say hello!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Ice to meet you!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Penny. Penny who? Penny for your thoughts?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al give you a knuckle sandwich if you don’t open up!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!