Easter Giggles: Jokes That Are Eggstra Funny

Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?
Hip-hop!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
Eggs-ercise!
Why don’t Easter eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up!
What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
An egghead!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!
What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
An egg-stra-terrestrial!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to school?
To learn how to multiply!
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his eggs!
What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?
A practical yolker!
How do rabbits travel?
By hare-plane!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?
IHOP!
What kind of stories do Easter eggs tell?
Yolks!
What do you get when you mix a bunny with a spider?
A hare-net!
Why don’t bunnies ever get hot in the summer?
Because they have hare-conditioning!
What do you call a sleepy Easter Bunny?
A hare-y sleeper!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of coffee?
Hop-puccino!
Why did the Easter Bunny hide his basket?
Because he didn’t want anyone to egg-nap it!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder?
To get to the eggs on the top shelf!
What do you get if you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes?
A comic hare!
What do you call a rabbit who is an expert in martial arts?
Karate Bunny!
What do you call a bunny who loves to dance?
The hop-hop-hop!
Why did the Easter egg go to the party?
Because it was egg-cited!
What do you call a rabbit who’s great at basketball?
A slam-dunk bunny!
What do you get when you cross an Easter egg with a magician?
An egg-citing trick!
Why did the Easter Bunny bring a map?
To find the egg-stra special hiding spots!
What do you call an Easter Bunny who tells tall tales?
A fib-bunny!
How do Easter eggs stay in shape?
By doing egg-cercises!
Why did the Easter Bunny sit on a watch?
Because he wanted to be on time!
What do you call a rabbit who’s always on time?
The hare-o-clock!
What do you call a rabbit who loves the beach?
A hare-o surfer!
What do you call a bunny who can sing?
A hare-phony!
Why did the Easter Bunny bring a flashlight?
To find the eggs after dark!
What do you call a rabbit who loves to read?
A book-hare!
Why don’t bunnies make good detectives?
Because they always hop to conclusions!
What do you call a rabbit who is a great artist?
A hare-brush!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a ghost?
A hare-raising experience!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare-brush!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the gym?
To get egg-stra strong!
What do you call a rabbit who loves to garden?
A hare-dresser!
What do you call a bunny who loves to cook?
An egg-chef!
Why was the Easter egg so good at sports?
Because it had an egg-cellent coach!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a frog?
A bunny ribbit!
Why did the Easter Bunny bring a suitcase?
Because he was hopping on a trip!