10 Dumbest Jokes For Nerds With Big Glasses

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fish.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!