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There once was a kindergartner whose teacher gave the class a homework project. The teacher told the kids you must learn the first four letters of the alphabet. So when the kindergartner got home he asked his brother what the first letter of the alphabet was. His brother responded “Go away brat!” Then the boy went to his sister who was on the phone with her friend. The kindergartner asks her what the second letter of the alphabet is. His sister says into her phone “Of course I’ll go with you.” After walking up stairs the boy finds his father sitting on the couch watching baseball. He asks his father “What is the third letter of the alphabet?” His father shouts at the TV “Fortyniners hit ’em hard!” Then after asking his mother what the forth letter of the alphabet is his mother looks at him for a second then her eyes widen and she turns and sprints towards the oven and yells “My buns are burning, my buns are burning!”
The next day at school the teacher asks the class “Who knows the first letter of the alphabet?” The little Kindergartner replies with “Go away brat!” The teacher presses his lips and says “Will you please come to the principles office with me?” The boy says “Of course I’ll go with you.” In the principles office the principle asks him how many spanks do you want?” The little kindergartner yells Fortyniners hit ’em hard! Later the boy could be heard running through the halls screaming “My buns are burning, my buns are burning!”
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