jokes that will make you subscribe

1. Why did the math book look sad?
   Because it had too many problems.
2. What’s brown and sticky?
   A stick.
3. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
   In case he got a hole in one!
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
   A gummy bear.
5. Why can’t you give Elsa from Frozen a balloon?
   Because she’ll let it go.
6. What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
   Tooth-hurty (2:30).
7. Why did the coffee file a police report?
   It got mugged.
8. What did one wall say to the other wall?
   “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
9. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
   They’d crack each other up.
10. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A carrot.

1. Why did the tomato turn red?
   Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
   A can’t opener.
3. Why did the student eat his homework?
   Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
4. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
   A blood orange.
5. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
   Because it had a virus!
6. What’s fast, loud, and wears a towel?
   A jet-ski!
7. Why did the painting go to jail?
   For framing someone.
8. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
   Sofishticated.
9. Why did the belt go to prison?
   Because it held up a pair of pants!
10. What’s green and sings?
    Elvis Parsley.

1. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
   It wasn’t peeling well.
2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
   An abdominal snowman.
3. Why did the book join the police force?
   It wanted to go undercover.
4. What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
   Root beer.
5. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
   It was feeling crumby.
6. What do you call a fake noodle?
   An impasta.
7. Why did the cow go to space?
   To see the moooon.
8. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
   Boo-berry pie.
9. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
   In case he got a hole in one.
10. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
    A try-try-try-ceratops.

1. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
   Because she stabbed the band.
2. What’s brown and sticky?
   A stick.
3. Why did the tomato turn red?
   Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. What do you call a bear in the rain?
   A drizzly bear.
5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
   They’d crack each other up.
6. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
   A carrot.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   Because he was outstanding in his field.
8. What do you call a sleeping bull?
   A bulldozer.
9. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
   Because it had a virus!
10. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
    A blood orange.

1. Why did the painting go to jail?
   For framing someone.
2. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
   Sofishticated.
3. Why did the belt go to prison?
   Because it held up a pair of pants!
4. What’s green and sings?
   Elvis Parsley.
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
   It wasn’t peeling well.
6. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
   An abdominal snowman.
7. Why did the book join the police force?
   It wanted to go undercover.
8. What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
   Root beer.
9. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
   It was feeling crumby.
10. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta.

1. Why did the cow go to space?
   To see the moooon.
2. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
   Boo-berry pie.
3. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
   In case he got a hole in one.
4. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
   A try-try-try-ceratops.
5. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
   Because she stabbed the band.
6. What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
   Tooth-hurty (2:30).
7. Why did the coffee file a police report?
   It got mugged.
8. What did one wall say to the other wall?
   “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
9. Why did the student eat his homework?
   Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
10. What’s a vampire’s least favorite fruit?
    A squash.

1. Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
   Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
   A dino-snore.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
   Because they make up everything!
4. What do you call a pile of cats?
   A meow-ntain.
5. Why did the bicycle fall over?
   Because it was two-tired!
6. What’s brown and sticky?
   A stick.
7. Why did the tomato turn red?
   Because it saw the salad dressing!
8. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
   A gummy bear.
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
   In case he got a hole in one!
10. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
    I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

1. Why did the painting go to jail?
   For framing someone.
2. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
   Sofishticated.
3. Why did the belt go to prison?
   Because it held up a pair of pants!
4. What’s green and sings?
   Elvis Parsley.
5. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
   It wasn’t peeling well.
6. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
   An abdominal snowman.
7. Why did the book join the police force?
   It wanted to go undercover.
8. What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
   Root beer.
9. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
   It was feeling crumby.
10. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta.

1. Why did the cow go to space?
   To see the moooon.
2. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
   Boo-berry pie.
3. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
   In case he got a hole in one.
4. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
   A try-try-try-ceratops.
5. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
   Because she stabbed the band.
6. What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
   Tooth-hurty (2:30).
7. Why did the coffee file a police report?
   It got mugged.
8. What did one wall say to the other wall?
   “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
9. Why did the student eat his homework?
   Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
10. What’s a vampire’s least favorite fruit?
    A squash.

1. Why did the computer go to therapy?
   It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
2. What do you call a can opener that’s a spy?
   James Blend.
3. Why did the scarecrow break up with the crow?
   It found out the crow was seeing a field mouse on the side.
4. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
   The trom-bone.
5. Why did the math book look sad?
   Because it had too many problems.
6. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
   A try-try-try-ceratops.
7. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
   In case he got a hole in one.
8. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
   A carrot.
9. Why did the painting go to jail?
   For framing someone.
10. What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A bulldozer.